Diamond Dallas Page

From the waist down is all the camera sees of the man walking down the hallway with a pair of legs clung closely to him. He enters the office of Nick Beausoleil with the lovely set of legs still by his side. His legs of course covered by a pair of jeans with holes in the knees.

***(An Hour Later)***

He walks out of the office shaking the hand of Nick Beausoleil. The camera pans up to try catching a glimpse of his face, but he turns away rather quickly, but soon turns back with a smile full of pearly whites showing himself as the notorious and world renowned Diamond Dallas Page, innovator of the Diamond Cutter.

DDP: "It's Me! It's Me!"

The woman steps in front of him and holds down the sign of the diamond cutter, upside down.

Kim Page: "It's D-D-P!"

Cheers echo from television to television. DDP and Kimberly walk away.

Pyro explodes as "Self High Five" starts to play.

Jim Ross: "Ladies and gentlemen the shocking debut of Diamond Dallas Page is just seconds away apparently!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Who would have ever expected this? I thought DDP was retired for good!"

Jim Ross: "An unexpected pleasure King!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Oh yeah one more legend our resident Legend Killer can take care of!"

Jim Ross: "That's not what I meant, King."

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Maybe not, but that is exactly what will happen if he crosses Randy Orton on the wrong day."

DDP walks out with Kim Page at his side giving the sign of the diamond cutter to all of his fans cheering.

Jim Ross: "He has not even had a match yet and these fans are explosive here tonight, King!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "I can only imagine if it were The Golden Boys how ecstatic these fans would be, JR!"

DDP slides into the ring smooth as a new baby's bottom as Kim Page slowly makes her way up the steel steps.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "I am most enthused about Kimberly Page! A new NBWF Diva, JR! And a very beautiful one at that!"

Jim Ross: "She does have some nice assets. That is the wife of Diamond Dallas Page though so take your chances!"

DDP grabs a microphone.

Diamond Dallas Page: "Yo!"

The fans cheer.

Diamond Dallas Page: "It's me! It's me!"

NBWF Fans: "It's D-D-P!"

Diamond Dallas Page: "There was a time I thought I was retired, but then I get a phone call from Stephanie McMahon and Nick Beausoleil with an offer I just could not refuse to step back into this ring and once again do what I do best."

NBWF Fans: "DDP! DDP! DPP! DPP!"

Jim Ross: "These fans are off the hook, King!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Of course they are, JR! Their People's Champion has returned from retirement!"

Diamond Dallas Page: "And as you can see I am with the beautiful Kimberly Page once again."

DDP takes Kim by the hand, twirling her as the fans cheer for her.

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Now that's what I like to see! Put the focus on the diva!"

Diamond Dallas Page: "But enough of the emotional mumbo jumbo! Nicky told me to wait until I had a match to come out here and address you fans, that my debut will rake in a lot of money."

The fans boo as DDP turns his head to one side to look out at them.

Diamond Dallas Page: "So I told Nicky, ANYTIME you see D-D-P you do not have to worry about money and I would come out and address you the fans whenever I wanted to! Of course he did not take kindly to that. So needless to say once again the corporate office DOES NOT approve of DDP."

The fans cheer.

Diamond Dallas Page: "But that is cool. I am not here to make friends I am here to win titles and most importantly I am here to kick some Golden Boy ass!"

The fans explode!

Jim Ross: "These fans like the sound of that, King!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "I don't! Why would you come in and first thing want to get into it with either of the Golden Boys, JR?"

Jim Ross: "That's easy! They are pompous, arrogant, and they make great targets because of those first two reasons, King!"

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Well I will tell you one thing he has just lost the support of every diva on the NBWF roster!"

Jim Ross: "I don't think that bothers him much, have you seen his wife?"

Diamond Dallas Page: "Let's talk about the Golden Boys for awhile. Focusing on The London Sensation himself, Jeremy Wilson!"

The fans boo.

Diamond Dallas Page: "All I have to say about Jeremy is, man, you are going to make a good bitch for somebody in prison. I have heard the rumors and I have seen the facts. Rumor has it you are the biggest pill head in the world! And Nicky, what does that say about you? You just let him do whatever as long as it makes you money? You might even cover it up for him?"

DDP shrugs.

Diamond Dallas Page: "Whatever man, this is your business you are allowed to have whatever politics you want. It kind of makes sense though, why The Golden Boys pop pills and smoke dope. They need to be disillusioned and think they actually have talent in the squared circle."

DDP laughs, stroking his chin.

Diamond Dallas Page: "And speaking of no talent, I guess that brings me to YOU, Randy Orton! Master of the RKO... or should I say the master of ripping off Diamond Dallas Page and the Diamond Cutter! The guilt finally ate at you to the point you had to start kicking people in the head. What's the matter, Orton? Don't know enough about wrestling to make up your own signature move? Nobody cares that you can jump high because you are high."

The fans once again begin to cheer.

Diamond Dallas Page: "The Golden Boys... more like the The Green Leafs! So here it is for you monkeys. DDP is putting the both of you on notice."

DDP extends his hand.

Diamond Dallas Page: "You drive to the arena in your fancy cars and in your fancy suits because you think you're better than the rest of us. You think everyone adores you, and to Jeremy, thinks you're just so cute and lovable. Well guess what you're both hideous and vain! Jeremy, I looked at your hair and I thought you cut the end off of a mop to use for a wig."

Jerry "The King" Lawler: "Oh no he didn't!"

Jim Ross: "He is ripping into The Golden Boys!"

Diamond Dallas Page: "Randy, if my dog was as ugly as you I would shave its ass and make it walk backwards. Oh yeah I am going 1990's on both of you and believe me it will get worse because you have yet to feel...... the..."

DDP extends the microphone high above his head.

NBWF Fans: "BANG!"

DDP drops the microphone, making the sign of the diamond cutter just to break it apart as he shouts "BANG!" to get the fans going. "Self High-Five" plays once again as DDP and Kim Page make their way out.